(Edited; 2nd Dec 2006; Author’s note: Just realized how blunt I sounded here. Here goes a disclaimer…

 

 

Disclaimer: You might be enlightened with the cutting truth. It can hurt. :o)

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Why “honestly dead”, you ask? Do you think that you’re honestly alive? To go all Matrix-y on you, if what you think as real is the result of hearing, seeing, tasting, smelling, and feeling, then I’m afraid that your life only revolves around the electromagnetic impulses which have been messing around your brains. Electromagnetic impulses which you never gave meaning to until your Biology teacher told you to give a damn about if you wanted a passing grade.

In other words, even the electromagnetic impulses don’t matter to you. So why bother thinking that you’re alive?

Once you have registered that ingenious truth, you should see that it’s a lie to think that you’re alive. Truly dead, I am. With a dead mind behind the facade of being alive, I see no need to suck up to anyone and embrace their pointless veneer of ego. And because I have been dead and still am dead, it won’t make a difference to me if you eventually want to kill me for my brutal honesty to make me die twice.

If you did plan to do that, you’d get charged for manslaughter. Way to go, smart ass.

Now, some of you might ask: If I’m so dead, why would my non-existent self indulge in a blog?

Wrong question. Firstly, being dead does not mean that I do not exist. I create these words you see by typing them, don’t I? And to create things there has to be something to do so, right? Something is the opposite of nothing, right? Your dead grandparents are still merrily rotting six feet under, right?

Right, now go to school.

I use this blog because I want a more user-friendly medium of opinion exchange, compared to the likes of Blogspot (slow. unreliable. stupid.), Xanga (dumber), Myspace (Internet disease), MSN Spaces (retarded), Friendster Blog (spastic version of Blogspot), LiveJournal (not bad and not good enough), Blogsome (bleh), and Blogdrive (no comment).

I blog because I like encouraging awareness on human issues like hypocrisy, irrational egocentrism (which is a lot like stupidity), questionable intellect, and etc. And I prefer discussions to debates. Debates are just too fucking opinionated for any intellectual development.

So yeah, talk to me. It’s common sense that you should. I can be nice and patient but don’t test that unless you wish to win a Darwin Award.

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(Edited; 2nd Dec 2006; Author’s note: I sounded pissed? Nah. Must be the effect of anal-ism from the war against Bodo(h)land. I’m not unreasonably mean. I’m a peace-lover, I swear!!!11 <33)

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Q: But why move from Myspace to WordPress?