“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”

- Albert Einstein (German born American Physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. 1879-1955)-

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Malaysia = “Boleh”land = Bodohland;
Malaysians = “Boleh”land-er = Bodohlander

 

The premise above shows that there is a high correlation between Malaysians (extremely typical and predictable ones) and Bodohlander-ism.

Bodoh = Stupid.*

To reinforce the idea, notable Bodohlanders seemed to valiantly, voluntarily, and constantly self-register in Bodicea’s presence, that she decided to create this portal, specially for her research convenience and your reading pleasure.

Initially, due to the author’s restrictive environment of her laboratory, it was presumed that Bodohlander-ism only applied to Malaysians. To be fair, it seemed like the portal went international too.

Don’t ask her why she seemed to have entertained some of the specimens for hours. Her plausible answer would either be (a) she doesn’t know why she kept having the Pollyana effect: Always trying to see and remember the good in people, (b) she is a freelance researcher of human stupidity, or (c) she was too damn bored and sadomasochistic.

Bodicea wishes to find the source of stupidity and its cure. Hopefully, she can win a Nobel Prize for that. She needs a new car.

Good lord, IQ, where art thou?

And she still wonders where these people came from.

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Moral of the story: It’s usually really bad news if you (per se) are categorized under Bodohland.

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* Difference between knowledge and wisdom

* Yuin’s Theory of Relativity