Once upon a time, a man from the province of Xi Chuan in the Middle Kingdom (China) migrated to Siam (Thailand) and met a delicate Goryeo (Korean) lass from Chinese Taipei (Taiwan). They got horny over the idea of creating a mark of everlasting love and thus, a little boy came about. The little boy grew up and got sick of Siam’s (Thailand’s) diabetes-inducing food that he decided to escape to Singapore. Somehow somewhere, the not-so-little boy was seduced by a Nippon-Hongkie (Japanese + Hong Kong mix). They got horny too so they flew all the way to Kuala Lumpur in Malaya (Malaysia) to create erotic music at the foot of the Petronas Twin Towers. By midnight, a beautiful cocktail was concocted and they all lived happily ever after.

Not. The cocktail led an interestingly shitty life, mainly because rotten garnishes and liquor of no alcohol content keep screwing her up. Now, if only a real champagne in sparkling bubbles would come to her rescue, perhaps the Fairy Godmother does exist after all.

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Follow ups:

1) The expose

2) Biography: The extended cocktail recipe

3) Is she really my favourite alcoholic beverage?

4) How much of this is the truth?