(Edited; 24th April, 2007, 1929 hours) Update below.

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One, bright, sunny, day, at, approximately, 1000, hours, yawning at my monitor, I was. Then, this, I saw.

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Link: http://honestlydead.wordpress.com/2007/01/06/time-lover/#comment-5003

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And, “huh?”, I went.

Soon, after sending words of gratitude to the self-appointed police (wo)man, the exceptionally brisk clicks of the smooth rotund plastic machine beneath my gentle grasp and the extraordinary speed of our local Streamyx server brought me to a wondrous adventure of the Planet of the Games, Gouki the Identify Thief, his fellow self-proclaimed philosophers, and self-professed language policemen.

And then, I thought, Isawsomethingfuckingfamiliar.

:O

[Cue: Dark. Horrific. Suspense. Music. Zomg.]

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Link: http://www.gpforums.co.nz/thread/263962/?s=

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ZOMGAINTTHATTHEFANTABULOUSWORKOF BODICEA THE GREAT YOUUNCREATIVEPIECEOFSHIT ?!!!!!111 <333

There, there, Bodicea, there, is, nothing, to, be, pissed, about, because, thieves, usually, have, good, taste, so, free, publicity, yay?

Yeahrightnotwhenyournameisntmentionedanywherebythat cheap pieceofsheepcunt.

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Debates Commentaries Discussions on my masterpiece, worthy of four fucking pages, as you can see, before this article came up. Brilliant Questions about my writing in there I’m not about to answer, because non-existent this thread should have been, if it wasn’t for some attention gigolo.

But of course, hard work I shall protect. Decide to wait, and not unleash my 133tn355 so soon, I did, because, a productive life, especially from the worst form of writer’s block it disassociates, I have, most fortunately.

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And a lot more intellectual property licensing in that pretty awesome forum. Check it out yourself, you must. :o)

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Aw, man, just sit here and let them do all the flaming have all the fun, I cannot. Fourfuckingpagesmaniwantmypwn49etooand helloitsmyworkwearetalkingaboutherew00t.

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(The above thumbnail is a reply to the message before it)

Stalker in denial

Some links:

1. http://honestlydead.wordpress.com/2007/01/06/time-lover/#comment-5022

2. http://honestlydead.wordpress.com/2007/01/06/time-lover/#comment-5023

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Now, believe that all is fair in love and war though this losing battle is nothing as 133t as the one in 300 and this guy here is just shitting me lol!!!1 <3 in the freedom of speech, I do.

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I was, like, as patient as, like, a Hello Kitty but after, like, 7 days, I reached, like, the peak of, like, my PMS, so yeah, Gouki, you, like, had, like, too much estrogen or somefink or nuhfink, but it’s, like, okay now because we’re, like, totally cool and now everyone, like, in your Game Land will, like, know how you’re, like, what FighterMan said: “e-uncool”! LOL <3

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P.S. Dear Gouki: I shall be merciful and spare you from your obvious contradictions in your proclamations in the thread.

P.P.S. Dear self-proclaimed language police of a game forum: I think my sentence structure is, like, so totally cool that my blog should, like, win a Puttyzer Prize or somefink or noughfink!!!!11 <333

By the way,

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I believe that you’re not sight-impaired to see that there is no standard rule for what constitutes an “essay”. :o)

P.P.P.S. Dear self-professed thinkers: As disclaimed, this is meant to be a realistic diagnosis of Time based on experience. I didn’t say whose experience it is based on and we might be living in alternate universes for all I care. If you don’t know what a “realistic diagnosis” is, may you have better imagination next time. Agreeing or disagreeing with me will only waste at least 5 seconds of your life. :o)

P.P.P.P.S. Dear other brave searchers of awesome identities which I prolly have yet to detect: I admire your skin of awesome thickness and good luck in finding a real life.

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(24th April, 2007, some time in the morning) Update: http://www.gpforums.co.nz/thread/265849/?s=

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(24th April, 2007, 1929 hours) Update:
In reference to this thread, http://www.gpforums.co.nz/thread/265849/?s=, I would like to proudly commend:

(in no particular order)
1. trackers
2. lapp
3. Cynos
4. =cJ=

for good observation.

Also, the following GP users below are pretty worth noticing too, for entertaining reasons which shall be subjected to your perception O: )

1. fruitcake
2. Boofhead
3. Darkov
4. TheMooCow
5. metzbot
6. Mettler
7. Ka$h
8. Omnipotent
9. Greek
10. Marshal