(Edited again; Jan 1st, 2007: Imageshack.us pissed me off enough for me to post the transcript in here. Refer to it at the bottom in case some of the screenshots didn’t make sense.)

(Author/Editor’s note: WARNING: Pic loaded post.)

Hello again, Viet19.

Fucker, I gave you a chance to make up for your deception and you blew it. I gave you another and you still felt like going with your flow.

And now, what, 3 emails and 4 identities to stalk me?

AHAHAHAHA.

Try me one more time and I’m gonna report you to your gecko editorial board. I’ll even make sure one of the managers, who conveniently happens to be an excellent friend of mine, put in great words about you.

Not enough? I could just contact Microsoft on your behalf instead.

But come to think of it, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Like the asshole, you’re so not worth it la. Maybe see my mood first lah.

Oh, oh, but since that my efforts of helping you to save your face wasn’t appreciated, I suppose it’s time that you learn to do it yourself.

Perhaps you’d consider changing your name for better chances of getting laid.

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(The following is the transcript of the above screeshots)

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| Session Start: Sunday, December 31, 2006 |
| Participants: |
| (B) Bodicea(D) (youhavetoaskformypermissiontostalkmethanks@hotmail.com) |
| BEEAuuTy (brandonkenny144@hotmail.co.uk) |
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[3:19:24 AM] BEEAuuTy: hi
[3:20:34 AM] (B) Bodicea(: hello
[3:20:48 AM] BEEAuuTy: got your msn off your blog
[3:20:56 AM] BEEAuuTy: i’m brandon. 23, kl.
[3:21:10 AM] (B) Bodicea(: okay, hi?
[3:21:28 AM] BEEAuuTy: good stuff you write.
[3:21:34 AM] BEEAuuTy: and quite hot, too
[3:22:07 AM] (B) Bodicea(: haha, and base on what source did you assume that?
[3:22:29 AM] BEEAuuTy: your friendster half pics
[3:22:30 AM] BEEAuuTy: hehe
[3:22:43 AM] (B) Bodicea(: wow, you did some homework
[3:22:45 AM] (B) Bodicea(: lol
[3:23:00 AM] BEEAuuTy: well…we all do when we’ve got too much time
[3:23:08 AM] BEEAuuTy: it’s the holiday season rite…
[3:23:09 AM] BEEAuuTy: hehe
[3:23:17 AM] (B) Bodicea(: heh. well, thanks all the same
[3:23:23 AM] BEEAuuTy: no worries..
[3:23:28 AM] BEEAuuTy: just lookin for some late night entertainment
[3:23:50 AM] (B) Bodicea(: perhaps GROs are more entertaining
[3:24:01 AM] BEEAuuTy: yea, i indulge sometimes
[3:24:11 AM] BEEAuuTy: just feeling home-y today
[3:24:38 AM] (B) Bodicea(: so. what’s up
[3:25:01 AM] BEEAuuTy: same thng that’s up in almsot every guy at 3 in the am
[3:25:41 AM] (B) Bodicea(: enlighten me
[3:25:58 AM] BEEAuuTy: erm, hard-ons?
[3:26:02 AM] BEEAuuTy: u jsut bein coy with me?
[3:26:33 AM] (B) Bodicea(: swish1/ (Ed’s note: Swishing Hoops&Yoyo emoticon.)
[3:26:46 AM] (B) Bodicea(: I prefer not to assume
[3:27:11 AM] BEEAuuTy: lol. well said..
[3:27:30 AM] (B) Bodicea(: *curtsies*
[3:27:47 AM] (B) Bodicea(: ive sorta defined “assume”.
[3:28:13 AM] (B) Bodicea(: assume = to make an ASS out of yoU not ME.
[3:28:26 AM] BEEAuuTy: i’ve heard that half a million tmes
[3:28:29 AM] BEEAuuTy: but thanks anyways
[3:29:20 AM] (B) Bodicea(: well, i don’t know about that. most of the time, I hear “make an ass out of you and me”. I thought that didn’t make sense.
[3:29:37 AM] (B) Bodicea(: anyway, let’s just say that wrong assumptions are the mother of all conflicts.
[3:29:59 AM] BEEAuuTy: yes, indeed.
[3:30:12 AM] BEEAuuTy: and watcha doin this time of night?
[3:30:42 AM] (B) Bodicea(: trying to feel the mood to go to bed
[3:30:45 AM] (B) Bodicea(: you?
[3:31:01 AM] BEEAuuTy: the same….
[3:31:17 AM] BEEAuuTy: i find orgasms ease the process
[3:31:19 AM] BEEAuuTy: do you?
[3:31:58 AM] (B) Bodicea(: hm. they do exhaust
[3:32:28 AM] BEEAuuTy: yea…do u indulge in some self-love as well?
[3:33:24 AM] (B) Bodicea(: never.
[3:33:28 AM] (B) Bodicea(: well
[3:34:10 AM] (B) Bodicea(: unless you count dark chocolate and good alco mixes as some
[3:34:32 AM] BEEAuuTy: well as good as dark chocs go, they can’t beat orgams, dear..
[3:34:39 AM] BEEAuuTy: so u NEVER masturbate
[3:34:40 AM] BEEAuuTy: ?
[3:35:10 AM] (B) Bodicea(: would it matter?
[3:35:25 AM] BEEAuuTy: im sure u know how these things go…
[3:35:30 AM] BEEAuuTy: erect guy on one side of the screen
[3:35:33 AM] BEEAuuTy: hot girl in the other
[3:35:37 AM] BEEAuuTy: it can only go one way
[3:35:38 AM] BEEAuuTy: lol
[3:36:02 AM] (B) Bodicea(: ah, now, here’s where the distinction between a male and female lies
[3:36:42 AM] (B) Bodicea(: learn to accept that not everyone’s fond of self-groping
[3:37:02 AM] BEEAuuTy: self-imposed distinctions i believe..
[3:37:18 AM] BEEAuuTy: but yea…valid no less i guess
[3:37:29 AM] BEEAuuTy: so if i was drop-dead gorgeous, would u make out with me then?
[3:39:18 AM] (B) Bodicea(: perhaps.
[3:39:19 AM] (B) Bodicea(: unless you taste like crap and drip like hell
[3:39:34 AM] BEEAuuTy: lol…no…i really don’t think i do.
[3:39:34 AM] BEEAuuTy: haha
[3:39:59 AM] BEEAuuTy: so if i were to ask you out…and you know that my intention would be just to make out
[3:40:01 AM] BEEAuuTy: would u say yes?
[3:41:09 AM] (B) Bodicea(: if you have the decency to respect accordingly, i could consider
[3:41:51 AM] BEEAuuTy: wonderful..
[3:41:55 AM] BEEAuuTy: so how far do u go on first dates?
[3:42:01 AM] BEEAuuTy: so i can behave ‘accordingly’
[3:42:03 AM] (B) Bodicea(: lol.
[3:42:14 AM] (B) Bodicea(: first off, i’m flat
[3:42:34 AM] (B) Bodicea(: so, if you mind chest sizes, let’s save time
[3:42:51 AM] BEEAuuTy: im definitely an ass-man. : )
[3:42:53 AM] (B) Bodicea(: lol
[3:43:24 AM] BEEAuuTy: so first-base is fair game?
[3:43:39 AM] (B) Bodicea(: actually, i keep hearing these terms but never bothered its meaning
[3:43:48 AM] (B) Bodicea(: care to enlighten me?
[3:43:54 AM] BEEAuuTy: first base = boobs
[3:43:59 AM] BEEAuuTy: second base = between the legs
[3:44:12 AM] BEEAuuTy: then u hit a home run, baby
[3:44:15 AM] (B) Bodicea(: lawl.
[3:44:23 AM] (B) Bodicea(: why baseball anyway?
[3:44:47 AM] BEEAuuTy: coz the term was coined in america?
[3:44:47 AM] BEEAuuTy: i have on idea..
[3:44:54 AM] (B) Bodicea(: wokay
[3:45:13 AM] BEEAuuTy: so..? first base?
[3:45:34 AM] (B) Bodicea(: hm.
[3:46:25 AM] (B) Bodicea(: i’d prefer if we just bond over some drinks or something first, actually.
[3:46:27 AM] (B) Bodicea(: (A) (Ed’s note: Angel emoticon.)
[3:46:43 AM] BEEAuuTy: of course…
[3:46:47 AM] BEEAuuTy: ‘cept that i dont’ drink
[3:46:52 AM] BEEAuuTy: but im sure lunch’ll do fine as well, no?
[3:47:05 AM] (B) Bodicea(: yes.
[3:47:51 AM] (B) Bodicea(: we can always cut things short in case we’re not each other’s cups of tea
[3:48:05 AM] BEEAuuTy: always.
[3:48:18 AM] BEEAuuTy: fake phone calls are always a good idea.
[3:48:25 AM] BEEAuuTy: and i take hints quite well, too.
[3:48:45 AM] (B) Bodicea(: not to mention sudden memory recalls of emergencies too
[3:48:54 AM] BEEAuuTy: very useful,indeeed.
[3:49:01 AM] BEEAuuTy: actually, coffee could be saver.
[3:49:08 AM] BEEAuuTy: will save us the need to actually finish our food
[3:49:10 AM] BEEAuuTy: lol.
[3:49:22 AM] (B) Bodicea(: and cash conserving too~
[3:49:36 AM] BEEAuuTy: true. and such a sin to put good food to waste.
[3:49:58 AM] (B) Bodicea(: are you attached?
[3:50:37 AM] BEEAuuTy: lol. if i was, and i’m doing this with such little subtletly
[3:50:43 AM] BEEAuuTy: i’d be my own worse enemy.
[3:50:44 AM] BEEAuuTy: no, i’m not.
[3:51:06 AM] (B) Bodicea(: well, i may not know if you’re in a polygamous relationship or not
[3:51:25 AM] BEEAuuTy: oh..no…i don’t do stuff like that, sorry.
[3:51:33 AM] BEEAuuTy: i think i can assume u are single too.
[3:51:46 AM] (B) Bodicea(: how so?
[3:52:12 AM] BEEAuuTy: you are flirting with me. i’d be worried if u weren’t single.
[3:52:36 AM] (B) Bodicea(: how chilvarous (Ed’s note: I know that my chats are full of typos.)
[3:52:47 AM] (B) Bodicea(: and responsible
[3:53:03 AM] BEEAuuTy: no, just selfish and possesive : )
[3:53:14 AM] (B) Bodicea(: a scorpion?
[3:53:43 AM] BEEAuuTy: no…are we talkin bout zodiac signs here?
[3:53:55 AM] BEEAuuTy: im a capricorn…if we were asking…
[3:54:00 AM] (B) Bodicea(: interesting
[3:54:32 AM] BEEAuuTy: i don’t believe in horoscopes anymore, sorry
[3:54:39 AM] (B) Bodicea(: it’s alright
[3:54:59 AM] (B) Bodicea(: horoscopes are hardly reliable anyway.
[3:55:11 AM] (B) Bodicea(: astrology is the more interesting bit
[3:55:25 AM] BEEAuuTy: not my cuppa either..
[3:55:37 AM] BEEAuuTy: the coffee now seems a lil more distant ….
[3:55:49 AM] (B) Bodicea(: jump1/ (Ed’s note: Jumping Hoops&Yoyo emoticon.)
[3:56:17 AM] BEEAuuTy: sorry, i don’t read jumpingcartooncharacters.
[3:56:31 AM] (B) Bodicea(: they act as fillers
[3:56:43 AM] (B) Bodicea(: how old were you when you made your account?
[3:56:56 AM] BEEAuuTy: sorry?
[3:57:03 AM] (B) Bodicea(: hotmail account
[3:57:15 AM] BEEAuuTy: just recently, actually.
[3:57:22 AM] (B) Bodicea(: kenny?
[3:57:30 AM] BEEAuuTy: no…?
[3:57:31 AM] BEEAuuTy: why?
[3:57:44 AM] (B) Bodicea(: your email says brandonkenny144
[3:57:55 AM] (B) Bodicea(: so i was wondering what’s the significance of kenny
[3:58:17 AM] BEEAuuTy: random letters and numbers. attach no significance to them, please.
[3:58:23 AM] (B) Bodicea(: sure
[3:59:41 AM] (B) Bodicea(: how did you come across my site?
[4:00:02 AM] BEEAuuTy: random project petaling street-ing.
[4:00:16 AM] BEEAuuTy: you sound very cautious all of a sudden.
[4:00:26 AM] (B) Bodicea(: curiosity
[4:00:39 AM] BEEAuuTy: and for good reason too, i guess.
[4:00:49 AM] BEEAuuTy: so do u do this random flirting online thing often?
[4:00:55 AM] BEEAuuTy: u seem quite good at it, really..
[4:01:03 AM] BEEAuuTy: now, be honest.
[4:01:14 AM] (B) Bodicea(: i AM honest
[4:01:16 AM] (B) Bodicea(: (A) (Ed’s note: Angel emoticon.)
[4:02:04 AM] (B) Bodicea(: well, save the occasional information holdback which is not exactly significant in some ways
[4:02:19 AM] (B) Bodicea(: which i believe many of us do at many point of time
[4:02:22 AM] (B) Bodicea(: point*
[4:02:25 AM] (B) Bodicea(: points*
[4:03:15 AM] (B) Bodicea(: i interact according to the level of intellect
[4:03:28 AM] BEEAuuTy: so that’s basically a YES then?
[4:03:33 AM] (B) Bodicea(: lol.
[4:03:34 AM] (B) Bodicea(: no
[4:03:40 AM] (B) Bodicea(: define “often”
[4:04:07 AM] BEEAuuTy: lol, if there is a need to define ‘often’, it’s a yes, dear.
[4:04:08 AM] BEEAuuTy: it’s okay.
[4:04:11 AM] BEEAuuTy: i do it sometimes, too.
[4:04:27 AM] (B) Bodicea(: lol. no, i mean
[4:05:05 AM] (B) Bodicea(: if chatting up almost every single person who adds me into their list is considered often, then my answer is no
[4:05:34 AM] BEEAuuTy: so you are saying there is a ‘connection’ here and now?
[4:05:57 AM] BEEAuuTy: (i like short answers…i don’t read very well )
[4:06:31 AM] (B) Bodicea(: do you think there is a connection?
[4:06:46 AM] BEEAuuTy: i’m sure you do know it is quite rude answering questions with questions
[4:07:17 AM] (B) Bodicea(: it all depends
[4:07:32 AM] BEEAuuTy: is that your answer to my question?
[4:07:41 AM] (B) Bodicea(: yes
[4:07:57 AM] BEEAuuTy: hm…don’t like cryptic, non-committal answerstoo.
[4:07:58 AM] BEEAuuTy: sorry.
[4:08:00 AM] (B) Bodicea(: lol
[4:08:03 AM] (B) Bodicea(: figured
[4:08:08 AM] (B) Bodicea(: i was abt to say
[4:08:14 AM] (B) Bodicea(: to keep things simple,
[4:08:21 AM] (B) Bodicea(: my answer is perhaps.
[4:08:27 AM] (B) Bodicea(: i don’t know.
[4:08:52 AM] BEEAuuTy: sigh. okay…well…must say i am a lil disappointed.
[4:09:01 AM] BEEAuuTy: coz the coffee was almost definitely coming if it was a yes
[4:09:03 AM] (B) Bodicea(: lol
[4:09:22 AM] (B) Bodicea(: darling, we’re almost strangers
[4:09:36 AM] BEEAuuTy: much excitement in that , i think.
[4:09:49 AM] (B) Bodicea(: skip1/ (Ed’s note: Hideorable* skipping emoticon.)
[4:10:21 AM] BEEAuuTy: cool. there were a few complications to get outta the way, anyways.
[4:10:29 AM] (B) Bodicea(: e.g.?
[4:10:32 AM] (B) Bodicea(: or
[4:10:33 AM] (B) Bodicea(: i.e.?
[4:10:57 AM] BEEAuuTy: well..i dono if i should do this…
[4:11:05 AM] BEEAuuTy: coz u know..things were going quite well… no?
[4:12:46 AM] (B) Bodicea(: i think so too
[4:12:52 AM] BEEAuuTy: ?
[4:13:02 AM] (B) Bodicea(: Bodicea says: i think so too
[4:13:13 AM] BEEAuuTy: so yea, i could be honest with ya…and risk usnot speaking again
[4:13:20 AM] BEEAuuTy: or jst NOT be honest with ya…and go on like this
[4:13:23 AM] (B) Bodicea(: lol
[4:13:24 AM] BEEAuuTy: you choose.
[4:13:29 AM] (B) Bodicea(: just be honest la
[4:13:41 AM] BEEAuuTy: you WILL be mad.
[4:13:51 AM] (B) Bodicea(: try me
[4:13:56 AM] BEEAuuTy: i KNOW you will.
[4:14:06 AM] BEEAuuTy: and im not willing to risk it…again.
[4:14:17 AM] BEEAuuTy: coz u know…ur really quite a cool person to talk to..lol.
[4:16:25 AM] (B) Bodicea(: hello Tee Sui Seng
[4:17:13 AM] BEEAuuTy: hello.
[4:17:42 AM] BEEAuuTy: and goodbye too, i guess?
[4:19:20 AM] (B) Bodicea(: yes. and i thank you for your entertainment. you should try saving your face too.
[4:19:25 AM] BEEAuuTy has been blocked
[4:20:29 AM] BEEAuuTy is now Offline (Ed’s note: What a lala* nickname to use, by the way.)

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How did I know who you were? Well, let’s just say that I’m not Bodicea the Awesome for nothing.

Oh, and here’s more free publicity for you, Tee Sui Seng!

People should be able to reach you at sst28@ca?.a?.u?* or kylie144@hotmail.com or brandonkenny144@hotmail.co.uk (ref. first screenshot).

Think I was just kidding when I once said I don’t treat a play of trust kindly?

Well, think again.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Happy new year, yo!

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* His first email address has been edited out of considerable kindness, so that he may graduate from university instead of getting kicked out like he feared.

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(Edited; Jan 2nd, 2007) Follow-up: Viet19 grovels

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Glossary:

1. Hideorable: [Invention of J and Dil] Hideous but adorable.

2. Lala: [Origin: Unknown] Intellectual gay matter. Of cheap taste. Usually referred to Chinese who have high IQ in car modification, clubbing, hair products, pop celebrities from Hong Kong and Taiwan, and especially Benglish. Fashion inspired by a cross of Japanese anime and street culture. Penchant for blonde/yellow/copper hair dye. Ref: AhBeng.com