Block lying blogs

(Edited: New option for Poll#1)

Ed’s note: The following article is so WTFking me right now. Just when I wanna relax and don’t give a shit about laws and wars and Bodoland because I feel them unworthy of my time and energy for some extremely soon-to-be-due finals workload and Dooms Day(s) itself.

I suppose, for the sake of humanity, I’ve to endure this.

 

Credits to Arthur for the highlight because I wouldn’t have known due to my reading habits.

 

And now…wtfwtfwtrfwtdt2313415245….@#$%^&*!

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/4632/gruebpq5.jpg

(Above are screenshots of my ridiculously cute MSN emoticon. Can someone teach me how to post an MSN emoticon?)

grue 0wn2

 

(who are those cute fuckers up there?)

 

Cyber law mulled to block lies in blogs

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Knowing Bodo(h)land’s politics (*click* and *click*), I really don’t need to explain why this is so fucked up, do I?

Ed’s note: On an irrelevant note, I’ve just won Stev’s fuck contest. Hence, I’ve been rewarded with an “all expenses paid blog review“.

His reflection on my current blog design somewhat resonated with my concern. Hence, I’ve found the heart to try to be arsed enough to beautify this somewhat shitty layout thanks to kiamsiap* WordPress’s generosity.

You can make a difference!

Therefore, fellow readers, the following is some homework for you. Have fun. :)

Poll #1: I’m thinking of using more colours and pictures for future posts. A bit like the ones in my old sanctuary but neater. In other words, I’m planning to paste screenshots of blogs I’ve composed in Micro$oft Word (so that I can use a variety of fonts instead of this boring default) instead.

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What do you honestly think?

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Possible Answers:

(i) Fucking great idea! Took you long enough!
(ii)
I think it’s fine the way it is. Just do whatever you want.
(iii)
I’ve another suggestion. (Insert relevent comment)
(iv)
Nehiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*..!!! STOP BURNING MY RETINAS, YOU BITCH!! *roar*

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:o)

Poll #2: Now, the more important question…

Which font size do you prefer for this blog’s content, under the context of…

(a) Long posts …. (b) Short posts …. (c) Humorous posts … (d) Serious posts

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Choose from the selection below:

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(1) Default size (no changes then)
(2)
Font size 1 (I admire your eagle eyes. You’re probably one of the rare geniuses who notice the disclaimers in slimming products. The rest of you need glasses.)
(3)
Font size 2 (A bit bigger than default. Like the editor’s note at the top and the above poll answer choices)
(4)
Font size 3 (What I’ve been using for some recent posts and the commentary right after this kanineh* article)
(5)
Font size 4
(6)
Font size 5 (The size Maddox uses)
(7)
Font size 6
(8 )
Font size 7 (Mad cow are you 85 or what o_O)

Additional relevant comments are much appreciated. Thank you for your co-operation. Have a nice day. :o)

Glossary:

1) Kiamsiap: [Chinese; Of Hokkien dialect] Stingy. Trait of a miser.

2) Nehi: [Hindi] No.

2) Kanineh: [Chinese; Of Hokkien (?) dialect] A cuss word about the equivalent of “wanker”, “cunt”, “tosser”, “fucker”. Used to describe well wishes for a family’s death.


Comments

  1. 1 merv says:

    Thought WordPress let’s you upload GIFs? Otherwise, you could always put them in photobucket and link them over

    bodicea: Maybe I should paraphrase. How do you upload MSN emoticons? I can’t find the source for them in my comp.

    *nudge* the poll weh dood. ^^

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  2. 2 Cammie says:

    isn’t that mr.turd? My friend has that, it cracks me up all the time
    bodicea: No, it’s the awesome Grue (ref. beneath pic)

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  3. 3 Arth says:

    i think your writing’s awesome!!
    and i dont really care about the blog layout much…

    bodicea: Thanks Arth. Would you at least answer Poll #2 though? Kamsia

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  4. 4 Min Fu says:

    Yeah, who cares about the blog layout. Unless you want it to be all pink and flowery then I might disagree..

    bodicea: Poll number twooooooo *roar*

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  5. 5 ian says:

    Having seen my lack of fashionable design in my blog, I can’t comment much either…

    bodicea: You can exercise your human rights and vote!

    Your blog’s fine the way it is.

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  6. 6 zeroimpact says:

    Errrr…
    What is the relevance ah…
    Blurred and dazed???

    bodicea:

    Ed’s note: On an irrelevant note, I’ve just won Stev’s fuck contest. Hence, I’ve been rewarded with an “all expenses paid blog review“.

    Now would you please answer my poll questions :D

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  7. 7 Asyraf Lee says:

    The purpose of the registering, is the same as registering yer prepaid number.
    Why?
    Easy. To control the information that goes around. If say anything involved of opposition party or anything that can harm the ruling party.
    Same as blogs
    Shite, I have a blog too :S

    bodicea: Heh. We’re all going to Hell. *points at avatar*

    Btw, polllllllllllllllllllllllllll…answer them!! Esp. no.2

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  8. 8 Jon says:

    Colours are seriously not you =P and the font size now is just fine, unless you want to put it as number 8, that would be nice, and fun =). And about that Kong post……LIES! >=P

    bodicea: Finally. Someone knows to answer questions accordingly…sort of.. dood…kindly pick from the selection above…meh.

    The font sizes in this post differ, fyi. Unless you meant you like Font Size 2?

    And what the hell is a Kong post?

    About colours, you do not know me man :P Ask Leon.

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  9. 9 vlad says:

    Cyber laws.
    I am pissing in my pants. Right.

    bodicea: They can’t control the Net. Too many holes in there.

    But if ISA comes trotting around with that sinister smile to your site… Well, it’s a pretty fucked up feeling.

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  10. 10 george says:

    poll 1- (II)
    your layout is fine..not to be disrespectful to the guy who made the banner or anything, but it’s not very good..IMHO it looks like someone just opened a photograph in PS and abused the use of the effects/textures and came up with it
    bodicea: Fyi, it was a photograph edited in PS. I’m not sure about the abuse but I heard it wasn’t easy to deal with it. Ref. to Morbid banner
    poll 2- (c)
    everything in size 2-3 is fine..using more than one font size makes your blog look separated.
    if you don’t make any changes, keep on writing anyway, its good stuff
    bodicea: Thanks. Under consideration.

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  11. 11 skunk says:

    yeah dont change shit, apart from maybe the banner. i agree with george onthat point.
    fonts fine too, but a tad bigger would make it easier to read reclining :D
    bodicea: Dood. I don’t know what’s “a tad bigger”… =_=
    they can institute all kinds of cyberlaws, but there will always be ways around them.
    here in kuwait during the elections a coupleof blogs actually disclosed some massive voter fraud as well as one candidate caught on video buying votes.
    naturally for the “good” of the people they blocked those blogs, but people outside managed to get to them,…pdf-ed them and mailed them back to kuwait.
    so its not really a big deal :P its just stupid.
    bodicea: Ho hum. I don’t know if the bloggers here would have the means to do like what you mentioned without getting raped by the ISA or not.

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  12. 12 Frus says:

    The beauty of your blog lies more in the content than style.
    Style only matters for first-time visitors, but it is the contents that makes a lasting impression.

    bodicea: Thanks, Frus.

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  13. 13 yuin says:

    I need to do something to get me off thinking anyways so:
    1: (i) this blog layout does not suit someone as sacarstic(its a compliment) as you.

    bodicea: Thanks. I suggest you read more of my blog entries that doesn’t really involve Bodo(h)land.

    2: font size 3 or 4. big fonts in long or short posts not done properly will look bimbotic.

    bodicea: Aye. I’m thinking of 3 actually.

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  14. 14 Jon says:

    Kong by Minister Datuk Kong. So let me pick one, for colours I choose 4. For the font size 2. Why? Just for laughs =P

    bodicea: Mad cow

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  15. 15 stev says:

    hi i’m stev (re: organizer of fuckcount contest) that as you know, she won
    i will now proceed to alienate most (if not all) of the commenters above by bashing them up. most of the people (re: above) do not know how to follow instructions on giving comments on the poll (or are too halfassed themselves to do so ;)
    In short, provide feedback~la to help her blog improve. dont so tidak apa like the general populace. kamsiah*
    1. Colors & pictures
    Good if relevant but not really necessary (unless deemed otherwise). Would rather you write more than wasting time on petty stuff.
    But yeah like george & skunk says updating the header is a good idea indeed

    bodicea: Will work on that after finals and have got time.

    2. Fonts
    Long serious posts might do well with smaller fonts (size 2-3) as easier to read without wearing out the mouse scroller

    bodicea: Hm. Good point.

    Short funny posts imho can do with any size actually (even the tard one)
    * Yes, yes. I knew you were too busy commenting on the cyber law post to even participate in a 2 question poll…

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  16. 16 merv says:

    Oh, you can copy MSN icons off your msn actually. Can’t remember what the program is called. I’ll let you know tomorrow. It’s installed in my office hehe.
    Anyway, Poll #1: (iii) a mixture would do. Too many screenshots makes downloading post difficult. So vary it? :P

    bodicea: Hurmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ok. see first.

    Poll #2 (3) for all

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  17. 17 Guang says:

    poll ans: 1(ii), 2(iii) for all (perhaps you could vary them in each post too but iii is my ideal selection)

    bodicea: Thanks for your suggestion, mate. Will see, ya?

    About the article, Malaysia is deteriorating by the day! We are falling into a vortex that leads to totalitarianism! T_T God save Malaysia from herself!

    bodicea: This is prolly the last thing I imagined M’sia to get into: Tyranny.

    Oh well. If the laws were to be implemented, M’sia would prolly be going into a bigger brain drain.

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  18. 18 Nicola says:

    Font size looks fine to me - but I do have new glasses - things are a lot clearer now.

    They are trying to regulate and censor bloggers everywhere now.

    Noth in the USA and in the UK they have stated that there needs to be a code of practice or they need to be censored.

    SO much for free speech!

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago
  19. 19 Arth says:

    answer to poll no 2: I think font 2-3 are alright. Bigger than that will look as if you are screaming throughout your entire post.

    Posted 1 year, 7 months ago

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