Americans. Our ever-friendly neighbours whose government enthusiastically protects other neighbours (particularly oily ones because the American government feels their pain of being ill-treated), often with toys such as larger-than-life, highly advanced versions of G.I. Joe merchandise, all in the very noble name of world peace. Even their fires can be friendly.

On a more abstract battlefield such as language, famous terminologies like “dumb blonde” (which is quite redundant), “dumbass”, “jackass”, “asshole”, and “asswipe” have often been credited to the intellectual capacity of American insults.

Americans have long prided themselves to be a leading superpower of the First World, bearing notable influence in fields of science, arts, and education.

To elaborate on the extent of the American contribution in the very important field of education, the following is what I have found in my mid-term question from my Business Communication textbook:

McDonald’s trainers can log into Hamburger University to learn such skills as how to assemble a made-to-order burger or properly place the drink on a tray. (Bovee and Thill 458)

As the great George Carlin would say: “Burgers and drinks on tray — high tech shits.”

What would intellectuals do without the Americans?

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Bibliography:

Bovee, Courtland L., and John V. Thill. Business Communication Today. 8th ed. Pearson Prentice Hall

Other references:

1) SafariX eTextbooks Online (Redundant name): The Largest eTextbook Store on the Internet!
2) Training Systems: Great training for great employees
3) There really is a Hamburger University

References you should really look at:

4) McDonald’s as explained in Uncyclopedia.org
5) McDonald’s the Game: Unleash your evil prowess with the right domination
6) Concerned letters to our friendly neighbours of the USA and the UK
7) George Carlin on language prefix and useful airplane procedures