I went to Laundry Bar with Leon the other night. Had a Boston Tea Party and eventually some Sex on the Beach. The pleasure lasted for hours.

O:)

Was tipsy and then nature gave me a call. As I was washing my hands, I noticed a lady staring at me.

Lady: Nice necklace.

Me: (Smiles) Thanks.

Lady: Where were you drinking?

Me: Shit, am I that obvious? Laundry.

Lady: Oh, really? I was there too. I like it there.

Me: Yeah, I like the atmosphere there.

Lady: You come here often?

Me: Nah, just sometimes. Occassionally. How often do you come out to drink?

Lady: Four days a week.

Me: Whoa.

Lady: Are you working?

Me: Do I look that old to you? Working as a student.

Lady: (Laughs) No, seriously.

Me: Hey, studying is no easy job, okay?

Lady: (Laughs) Where are you studying at then?

Me: X institution.

Lady: Do you want to work? Maybe part time?

Me: I could use the cash. But I can’t. Parents. Mum pulled me out of my last job.

Lady: Really? Do you want to work as a show girl? Because I’m looking for more girls.

Me: (WTF look) … I don’t think I’m that qualified.

Lady: (Looks up and down at me) I think you’re very qualified.

Me: … Maybe you should take off your beer goggles... Uh, thanks.

Lady: Don’t worry. It’s only part time. And we do small shows only. Not many. We do PC fairs, phone promotions, car shows…

Me: … Er.
Lady: What’s your number?

Me: (Out of tipsy state hands over number)

Lady: I’ll call you, okay?

Me: Uh, sure. Kthxbai (Runs)

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After I got home, I decided to compose my personal message in MSN like this:

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And I got quite a number of responses like this:

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Damn. Should have added “uber orgasmic pleasure” in my response to him.