Previously, I’ve given an explicit expose on our ever friendly loos…

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Mini column of enlightenment

Haiku, my fellow readers, is a mode of Japanese poetry a pattern of approximately 5, 7, and 5 morae, phonetic units which only partially correspond to the syllables of languages such as English.

In other words, they don’t have to rhyme.

And since that haikus usually contain abstract and profound significance, it should be noted that the following haikus found in this article are meant to be taken lightly, and they are used only for the sake of the 5, 7, 5 pattern.

Haikus are usually read with grandeur.

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More on our worshipping sessions for our sanctuaries…

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Haiku on the toilets we have:

once upon a time

toilets were fine and dandy

long, long time ago

~o~

Haiku on how much toilets are needed:

Lest ye can hold on

Bloody lecture so damn long

Toilet, where art thou?

~o~

Haiku on the ultimate dream toilet:

Shine like shooting star!

Smooth like Bikini Bottom!

God of Toilet, wow.

~o~

Haiku on the toilet’s prowess:

The handle goes down—

Be gone! Human waste of evil

Praise the loo.

~o~

Haiku on the aging of the loo:

an old toilet—

sound of the bowl flushing

with shit still afloat

~o~