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| Session Start: Thursday, June 01, 2006 |

| Participants: |

| (b) Bodicea (d) (youhavetoaskformypermissiontostalkmethanks@hotmail.com) |

| lusky@pityhim.com (lusky@pityhim.com) |

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[12:16:00 AM] lusky@pityhim.c: hello
[12:16:57 AM] (b) Bodicea : hullo
[12:17:23 AM] lusky@pityhim.c: I found your sn on myspace
[12:17:32 AM] lusky@pityhim.c: sorry if I added you without asking
[12:19:06 AM] (b) Bodicea : it’s alright. I don’t expect much from the MSN crowd
[12:19:35 AM] lusky@pityhim.c: if you want I can delete you now
[12:19:46 AM] lusky@pityhim.c: so I will never bother anymore
[12:20:32 AM] (b) Bodicea : you haven’t annoyed me to that extent yet
[12:20:47 AM] lusky@pityhim.c: I am on the way , so byebye

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??o.O???hoh??

A rare enlightened Bodolander who performed Hara-kiri?

    And so the world still lived happily ever after since the overblown dreaded (not) rapture on the sixth of June in the year two thousand and six common era has occurred. And so there went my well used once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to tell most of the people in my MSN contact list (and some people in my phone book) that I love them.

    Any confusion would be thoroughly cleared with explanations saying that my love is unconditional, universal, specific categorization for unconditional and universal love is redundant, Antichrist might really pwn?, no I’m not superstitious, any truth is possible, heck it’s the-end-of-the-world moment, better be safe than sorry, tell all that you love before it’s too late, it’s a JUST-IN-CASE situation dammit and it’s a once-in-a-lifetime thing so I will not repeat it again if you annoy the fuck outta me, yada yada.

    My sermon of an explanation should be shiny crystal and real diamond clear enough for even the most suspicious friend.

Or so I thought.

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Initial personalized spam message sent to the rest of the world that I cared about:

just in case I can’t manage to do this before 06-06-06, I want you to know that I love you, ok?

Confused responses:

[07:55:29 PM] Friend #1: u send wrong ppl liao
[07:58:51 PM] Friend #2: er…?? wrong window?

Horny response:

[09:43:15 PM] Bodicea : just in case I can’t manage to do this before 06-06-06, I want you to know that I love you, ok?
[09:43:39 PM] Friend #3: To do what?
[09:44:05 PM] Bodicea : tell you that i love you, my friend.
[09:44:28 PM] Friend #3: Love is a strong and dangerous word.
[09:45:22 PM] Bodicea : unconditional, my love is.
[09:56:04 PM] Friend #3: Good, good.
[09:56:04 PM] Friend #3: Let’s make love.
[09:57:27 PM] Bodicea : lol
[09:57:29 PM] Bodicea : cheers
[09:57:41 PM] Friend #3: I try and fail miserably
[09:57:53 PM] Friend #3: And undoubtedly find the conditions to your love.
[09:58:17 PM] Bodicea : what conditions?
[09:58:20 PM] Bodicea : lol.
[09:58:28 PM] Friend #3: It’s not physical!
[09:58:38 PM] Bodicea : loving another doesn’t mean following everything he or she wants
[09:59:05 PM] Friend #3: I know. I’m just being bad.

Responses of the lost souls:

[01:08:31 AM] Sesated #1: huh ? wat u mean ? wat happen oo
[01:09:10 AM] Bodicea : i thought that it was possible that the world will end today
[01:09:19 AM] Bodicea : 060606 is said to be the mark of Antichrist
[01:09:28 AM] Bodicea : the end of the world.
[01:09:30 AM] Bodicea : so, just in case.
[01:09:34 AM] Sesated #1: huh ?? u luv me ?
[01:09:52 AM] Bodicea : just in case i can’t tell you that i love u, my friend
[01:09:59 AM] Bodicea : my love is unconditional. my friends deserve to know that i love them unconditionally 
[01:25:16 AM] Sesated #1: hey wat u mean huh ?
[01:25:24 AM] Sesated #1: y suddenlt said u luv me ar ?
[01:26:54 AM] Bodicea : lol
[01:26:56 AM] Bodicea : yes. i love you, my friend
[01:27:13 AM] Bodicea : it’s unconditional frm my part.
[01:27:22 AM] Bodicea : as in, no conditions, no rules. frm me.
[01:27:38 AM] Bodicea : take it however u want. romantic or platonic but my intentions are specifically platonic. meaning, friendly.
[01:30:30 AM] Sesated #1: ic. mean not the “couple” love la
[01:30:49 AM] Sesated #1: am i rite ?
[01:30:53 AM] Bodicea : yes. but i don’t bother abt catergories in the long run
[01:31:12 AM] Bodicea : love is love
[01:31:21 AM] Bodicea : shouldn’t be labelled.
[01:31:42 AM] Sesated #1: haha ic
[01:31:51 AM] Sesated #1: guess i am rite la
[01:31:54 AM] Sesated #1: haha
[01:32:02 AM] Bodicea : i guess.
[01:32:04 AM] Bodicea : gtg (C)
[01:32:29 AM] Sesated #1: alrite. when u free call me la k
[01:32:40 AM] Sesated #1: ciaoz ciaoz
[01:32:48 AM] Sesated #1: good nite
[01:32:57 AM] Sesated #1: sleep tight
[01:32:59 AM] Sesated #1: sweet dream ya
[01:33:08 AM] Sesated #1: dream of me k, since u so luv me
[01:33:11 AM] Sesated #1: haha

Edited personalized spam message sent to the rest of the world that I cared about:

just in case I can’t manage to do this before 06-06-06, I want you to know that I love you, my friend

And so Sesated #2 called me right after reading the message…

Sesated #2: are you okay? What do you mean in case you can’t do it?
Me: oh, it’s just in case you know. 060606 is said to be the mark of the Antichrist, the end of the world, yada yada.
Sesated #2: uh okay, but what do you mean by you love me?
Me: oh,  my love is unconditional. Its universal. My friends deserve it.
Sesated #2: but why now only you tell me? Why never tell me before?
Me: …because it’s always there. Unconditional love has no conditions. No time restraint.
Sesated #2: okay, but I still dont get it. Since when did you love me? I thought you loved your ex back then?
Me: …OKAY, look, i told you, this love is unconditional. My real friends deserve this love. It’s universal so interpret it however you please. This love of mine has no condition. I don’t think unconditional love should be placed within any categories.
Sesated #2: …i still don’t get it. Nevermind. Next time you explain it to me. I’ll try to come for your college event then you can tell me.
Me: o.O But I don’t fucking want to explain it to you anymore. It’s okay… Just take care, man.

And there was the case where true colours seem to reveal themselves:

[08:08:42 PM] Bodicea : just in case I can’t manage to do this before 06-06-06, I want you to know that I love you, my friend
[08:08:57 PM] Sesated #3: huh?
[08:09:08 PM] Bodicea : just in case. better safe than sorry
[08:09:22 PM] Sesated #3: what kinda love?
[08:09:46 PM] Bodicea : would it matter?
[08:09:53 PM] Sesated #3: lol
[08:09:55 PM] Sesated #3: it would make all the difference
[08:10:04 PM] Bodicea : what difference?
[08:10:21 PM] Sesated #3: on how i’m going to love u back
[08:10:45 PM] Bodicea : genuine love is never conditional
[08:10:56 PM] Sesated #3: haha
[08:11:04 PM] Sesated #3: fine. u win
[08:11:09 PM] Sesated #3: i love u too u know
[08:11:12 PM] Sesated #3: just in case
[08:11:38 PM] Sesated #3: but I guess u’re not going to let me kiss u
[08:12:14 PM] Bodicea : (Editor’s note: o.O..Heh. feel like digging out some secrets, if any.) okay, how much do you love me?
[08:12:22 PM] Sesated #3: lol
[08:12:24 PM] Sesated #3: does it matter?
[08:14:12 PM] Bodicea : yes, because I’m concerned
[08:14:25 PM] Sesated #3: why?
[08:15:27 PM] Bodicea : because a friend told me that he loves me, so i care
[08:15:37 PM] Sesated #3: haha
[08:15:45 PM] Sesated #3: well, u just said that me u loved me too
[08:15:47 PM] Sesated #3: so i care too and i asked u the same question u asked me
[08:16:37 PM] Bodicea : i asked how much do you love me, not what kind of love are you giving me
[08:16:45 PM] Bodicea : they aren’t the same questions
[08:16:55 PM] Sesated #3: hehe. how much do u love me?
[08:17:44 PM] Bodicea : i believe in fair trade, so i won’t answer that until you have answered my question properly.
[08:17:49 PM] Sesated #3: lol
[08:17:57 PM] Sesated #3: what if i say a bit?
[08:19:03 PM] Bodicea : (Editor’s note: Buat tak tau, buat tak tau~ ) i don’t understand that
[08:19:12 PM] Sesated #3: it’s okay. doesn’t matter. smile
[08:19:18 PM] Sesated #3: cheer up you
[08:19:29 PM] Bodicea : you cheer up instead
[08:19:35 PM] Sesated #3: haha
[08:19:40 PM] Sesated #3: ya you can help
[08:19:42 PM] Sesated #3: lol
[08:19:59 PM] Bodicea : ?
[08:20:13 PM] Sesated #3: hahaha
[08:20:15 PM] Sesated #3: nvm
[08:20:15 PM] Sesated #3: joke (Editor’s note: I say, personal jokes are often half-serious.)

[10:37:22 PM] Bodicea : just in case I can’t manage to do this before 06-06-06, I want you to know that I love you, my friend
[10:39:16 PM] Sesated #4: same here
[10:39:26 PM] Sesated #4: i love you so much!!
[10:39:31 PM] Bodicea : …thanks?

On a more interesting note:

[08:22:57 PM] Bodicea : just in case I can’t manage to do this before 06-06-06, I want you to know that I love you, my friend
[08:25:20 PM] Sesated #5: huh???
[08:25:31 PM] Sesated #5: I love you too
[08:25:37 PM] Sesated #5: but whats with 06-06-06
[08:25:53 PM] Bodicea : it’s said that it’ll be the mark of the birth of the Antichrist and the end of the world
[08:26:22 PM] Sesated #5: youre christian?
[08:27:03 PM] Bodicea : no
[08:27:08 PM] Bodicea : better safe than sorry 
[08:28:17 PM] Sesated #5: better not be end of the world man
[08:28:35 PM] Sesated #5: i have a subject final presentation on 06-06-06  at 6.06 pm
[08:28:46 PM] Sesated #5: but its just a small minor elective subject
[08:29:02 PM] Sesated #5: and besides, ure not even my gf yet,  so it better not be end of the world.
[08:29:20 PM] Bodicea : lol?

Days after my Mother Theresa moment…

[12:16:28 AM] Sesated #3: I wonder if u still love me
[12:17:15 AM] Bodicea: Oh lordie lord…of course i do.
[12:17:22 AM] Bodicea: this is unconditional love after all. so universal
[12:17:43 AM] Sesated #3: lol. good
[12:17:52 AM] Sesated #3: i love u too
[12:17:53 AM] Sesated #3: u know
[12:17:58 AM] Sesated #3: u’re really a gem
[12:18:11 AM] Bodicea: aww, i feel so touched
[12:18:21 AM] Sesated #3: i’m serious
[12:19:13 AM] Bodicea: ?
[12:19:30 AM] Sesated #3: hehe
[12:19:31 AM] Sesated #3: no
[12:19:38 AM] Sesated #3: I mean I sorta like being with u
[12:19:45 AM] Bodicea: y
[12:19:55 AM] Sesated #3: you make me feel happy
[12:20:04 AM] Bodicea: how?
[12:20:13 AM] Sesated #3: just happy
[12:20:59 AM] Bodicea: we’re practically strangers, you know that?
[12:21:08 AM] Sesated #3: err
[12:21:14 AM] Sesated #3: but we were out a few times
[12:21:16 AM] Sesated #3: and i enjoyed it
[12:21:46 AM] Bodicea: what i meant was that we barely know each other
[12:21:55 AM] Sesated #3: okay, so how do we rectify that hmm
[12:23:02 AM] Bodicea: how did you fall in love with someone you barely knew?
[12:23:09 AM] Sesated #3: touche
[12:24:59 AM] Sesated #3: but you can
[12:25:01 AM] Sesated #3: hehe
[12:25:57 AM] Bodicea: why did you love me then?
[12:26:45 AM] Sesated #3: because u’re lovable

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    Maybe telling my fellow Earthlings that I love them wasn’t such a good idea after all. My love feels conditional after all that.

    On the other hand, three 06-06-06(s) have occurred after the death of Christ. Shit didn’t happen and the Antichrist dood is still stuck behind the silver screen (Haven’t watched the remake yet. I heard that the original was better). I was too gawddam lazy to do my research so can somebody tell me how did churches, mosques, and synagogues back their “truths” up? 

These people clearly are l33t in being English illiterates as they can’t understand my profile enough to see my fucking big issue with “friend” requests.

Illiterate #1:

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| Session Start: Sunday, June 04, 2006 |

| Participants: |

| (b) Bodicea (d) (youhavetoaskformypermissiontostalkmethanks@hotmail.com) |

| (li)seser(li) (kesianhimla@hotmail.com) |

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[02:22:56 AM] (li)seser(li: hi
[02:23:40 AM] (b) Bodicea : hello
[02:23:59 AM] (li)seser(li: i find u in myspace
[02:25:23 AM] (li)seser(li: r u there
[02:27:24 AM] You have declined the invitation to start a Video Conversation.
[02:27:26 AM] (b) Bodicea : sorry
[02:27:28 AM] (b) Bodicea : no mic
[02:27:37 AM] (b) Bodicea : what;s your myspace URL?
[02:27:50 AM] (li)seser(li: punknrocknses
[02:27:58 AM] (li)seser(li: punknrocknsez
[02:28:16 AM] (b) Bodicea : thanks
[02:28:26 AM] (b) Bodicea : can u send me the link instead?
[02:29:33 AM] (li)seser(li: browse/turkey
[02:29:37 AM] (li)seser(li: and find me
[02:29:38 AM] (li)seser(li: ok
[02:31:50 AM] (b) Bodicea : myspace.com/turkey is a music space
[02:33:28 AM] (li)seser(li: have u cam?
[02:33:52 AM] (b) Bodicea : maybe.
[02:34:17 AM] (b) Bodicea : my chest is hurt. chatting with u somehow made it worse. have to rest.
[02:34:28 AM] (li)seser(li: himm ok
[02:34:55 AM] (li)seser(li: hw old r u
[02:35:26 AM] (b) Bodicea : 38
[02:35:28 AM] (b) Bodicea : good morning

(And on Wednesday, 7th of June, 2006…)

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Illiterate #2:

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        And so I tasted a chocolate bar.

        It started with the tip of my tongue touching the dry brown surface. So cool, it felt; so light, so sensational. Sweet was an understated taste. It was something that was so peculiarly unique, something I haven’t experienced in a long time:

        Pleasure.

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