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Sadomasochistic O2jam-er

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(Editor’s note: Sometimes, I am amazed at my lack of remorse. )

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| Session Start: Friday, August 12, 2005 |

| Participants: |

| (b):: Bodicea:: (d) (youhavetoaskformypermissiontostalkmethanks@hotmail.com) |

| …esweetlove_18@hotmail.com (letsnotfurtherharassthepoorgirl@hotmail.com) |

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[03:12:35 PM] sunshineswee: hihi

[03:13:07 PM] (b):: Bodice: hi?

[03:13:15 PM] sunshineswee: hehe

[03:13:21 PM] (b):: Bodice: and you are?

[03:13:28 PM] sunshineswee: sit mah

[03:13:40 PM] (b):: Bodice: have we met before?

[03:13:45 PM] sunshineswee: no la

[03:13:50 PM] sunshineswee: i from 2

[03:13:52 PM] sunshineswee: samad sku

[03:14:17 PM] (b):: Bodice: how did you get my contact?

[03:14:24 PM] sunshineswee: i saw

[03:14:49 PM] (b):: Bodice: where

[03:15:02 PM] sunshineswee: at my friens contact

[03:15:15 PM] (b):: Bodice: who

[03:15:31 PM] sunshineswee: i juz saw la

[03:15:37 PM] sunshineswee…..: i forget who liao

[03:16:35 PM] (b):: Bodice: ok, so what do you want?

[03:17:00 PM] sunshineswee: i wan add a lot of friend

[03:17:04 PM] sunshineswee: can u help me

[03:17:16 PM] (b):: Bodice: depends

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| Session Start: Tuesday, August 23, 2005 |

| Participants: |

| Bodicea (youhavetoaskformypermissiontostalkmethanks@hotmail.com) |

| …esweetlove_18@hotmail.com (letsnotfurtherharassthepoorgirl@hotmail.com) |

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[03:30:29 PM] sunshineswee: hello

[03:30:44 PM] Bodicea: hey

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| Session Start: Saturday, September 24, 2005 |

| Participants: |

| (b) Bodicea (d) (youhavetoaskformypermissiontostalkmethanks@hotmail.com) |

| …esweetlove_18@hotmail.com (letsnotfurtherharassthepoorgirl@hotmail.com) |

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[10:48:52 AM] sunshineswee: hello

[10:52:18 AM] (b) Bodicea : hey

[10:52:22 AM] (b) Bodicea : who is this?

[10:52:26 AM] sunshineswee: sit mah

[10:53:13 AM] (b) Bodicea : have we met ?

[10:53:20 AM] sunshineswee: o2jam

[10:53:54 AM] (b) Bodicea : i don’t play o2jam

[10:54:28 AM] sunshineswee: wait

[10:55:16 AM] sunshineswee: i send

[10:56:03 AM] sunshineswee: dis pic

[10:56:05 AM] sunshineswee: ok mH

[10:56:29 AM] (b) Bodicea : mH?

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| Session Start: Saturday, September 24, 2005 |

| Participants: |

| (b) Bodicea (d) (youhavetoaskformypermissiontostalkmethanks@hotmail.com) |

| …esweetlove_18@hotmail.com (letsnotfurtherharassthepoorgirl@hotmail.com) |

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[01:35:44 PM] sunshineswee: yooy

[01:35:44 PM] sunshineswee: yoyo

[01:35:57 PM] (b) Bodicea : uh hi

[01:36:06 PM] sunshineswee: keke

[01:36:07 PM] (b) Bodicea : i still don’t know who you are.

[01:36:12 PM] sunshineswee: `sit mah

[01:36:17 PM] sunshineswee: o2jqam gamezz

[01:36:22 PM] sunshineswee: i play o2jam

[01:36:26 PM] sunshineswee: lvl 90

[01:36:59 PM] (b) Bodicea : i seriously don’t know anyone frm o2jam and i don’t know how you got my contact

[01:37:17 PM] sunshineswee: i from samad sku

[01:37:21 PM] (b) Bodicea : oh

[01:37:26 PM] sunshineswee: u?

[01:37:32 PM] sunshineswee: u from 4?

[01:37:52 PM] sunshineswee: u should noe me kua

[01:38:53 PM] (b) Bodicea : i graduated

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| Session Start: Sunday, September 25, 2005 |

| Participants: |

| (b) Bodicea (d) (youhavetoaskformypermissiontostalkmethanks@hotmail.com) |

| …esweetlove_18@hotmail.com (letsnotfurtherharassthepoorgirl@hotmail.com) |

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[01:54:08 PM] sunshineswee: hi

[01:54:10 PM] sunshineswee: kek

[01:54:11 PM] sunshinesweetlove_18@hotmail.com just sent you a Nudge!

[01:54:19 PM] (b) Bodicea : hi

[01:54:25 PM] sunshineswee: hihi

[01:54:31 PM] sunshinesweetlove_18@hotmail.com just sent you a Nudge!

[01:54:41 PM] (b) Bodicea : yes?

[01:54:48 PM] sunshineswee: no

[01:54:51 PM] sunshineswee: ntg lar]

[01:55:00 PM] sunshinesweetlove_18@hotmail.com just sent you a Nudge!

[01:55:16 PM] (b) Bodicea : do you have a pic?

[01:55:23 PM] sunshineswee: no

[01:55:26 PM] sunshineswee: y/

[01:55:30 PM] sunshineswee: u leh

[01:55:33 PM] sunshineswee: got a pic?.

[01:55:47 PM] (b) Bodicea : no

[01:55:52 PM] sunshinesweetlove_18@hotmail.com just sent you a Nudge!

[01:56:08 PM] (b) Bodicea : what’s up ~~your arse~~?

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| Session Start: Wednesday, November 02, 2005 |

| Participants: |

| (b) Bodicea (d) (youhavetoaskformypermissiontostalkmethanks@hotmail.com) |

| …esweetlove_18@hotmail.com (letsnotfurtherharassthepoorgirl@hotmail.com) |

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[03:59:09 PM] sunshineswee: heyhye]

[03:59:11 PM] sunshineswee: hihi

[03:59:16 PM] sunshinesweetlove_18@hotmail.com just sent you a Nudge!

[03:59:27 PM] (b) Bodicea : hi?

[03:59:39 PM] sunshineswee: hey

[03:59:43 PM] sunshineswee: wan c webcan?

[03:59:47 PM] (b) Bodicea : sure

[03:59:53 PM] sunshineswee: wan c

[04:00:00 PM] sunshineswee: i got webcan nw

[04:00:03 PM] Your invitation to start Webcam cannot be delivered to sunshinesweetlove_18@hotmail.com because sunshinesweetlove_18@hotmail.com is offline.

[04:00:10 PM] (b) Bodicea : well you’re “offline”

[04:00:18 PM] sunshineswee: u nwan c

[04:00:19 PM] (b) Bodicea : apparently

[04:00:25 PM] sunshineswee: ??

[04:00:34 PM] sunshineswee: wat u means?

[04:01:04 PM] (b) Bodicea : i means u appears offlines tos mes sos i cannots sees urs webcams

[04:01:26 PM] You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

[04:01:33 PM] sunshineswee: can c?

[04:01:51 PM] (b) Bodicea : yea i can

[04:01:54 PM] (b) Bodicea : smile ?

[04:01:56 PM] sunshineswee: nice?>

[04:02:05 PM] (b) Bodicea : very

[04:02:10 PM] sunshineswee: nice?>

[04:02:34 PM] (b) Bodicea : ur hair looks dry

[04:02:44 PM] sunshineswee: dry?

[04:02:51 PM] (b) Bodicea : think so

[04:02:57 PM] (b) Bodicea : and what’s that on your head

[04:03:15 PM] sunshineswee: day wan hair band

[04:03:15 PM] (b) Bodicea : a pink tail?

[04:03:17 PM] sunshineswee: kek

[04:03:17 PM] (b) Bodicea : oh

[04:03:21 PM] (b) Bodicea : a cake?

[04:03:25 PM] sunshineswee: no la

[04:03:27 PM] sunshineswee: nice?

[04:03:32 PM] (b) Bodicea : if it has little pigs it wud’ve been funkier

[04:03:49 PM] (b) Bodicea : and pigs will totally suit u

[04:03:57 PM] sunshineswee: wat?>

[04:04:07 PM] (b) Bodicea : i mean

[04:04:11 PM] (b) Bodicea : pigs look cute rite?

[04:04:14 PM] (b) Bodicea : and so are you

[04:04:17 PM] (b) Bodicea :

[04:04:22 PM] sunshineswee: wowo

[04:04:25 PM] sunshineswee: i cutre keke?

[04:04:31 PM] (b) Bodicea : yeah

[04:04:36 PM] (b) Bodicea : with u flipping ur hair so much

[04:04:42 PM] (b) Bodicea : i would’ve thought that u’re flirting with me

[04:05:31 PM] sunshinesweetlove_18@hotmail.com has stopped viewing webcam with you.

[04:05:40 PM] You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

[04:05:40 PM] sunshineswee: can c?

[04:05:59 PM] (b) Bodicea : think so

[04:06:10 PM] sunshineswee: ?/

[04:06:20 PM] (b) Bodicea : eh i think i see a green zit on your chin

[04:06:31 PM] (b) Bodicea : it looks gigantic here

[04:06:37 PM] (b) Bodicea : i wonder why

[04:06:39 PM] sunshineswee: oh

[04:06:43 PM] (b) Bodicea : is that ur third eye?

[04:07:22 PM] (b) Bodicea : you’re moving a lot too

[04:07:30 PM] (b) Bodicea : finally decided to exercise?

[04:07:57 PM] sunshineswee: haiz

[04:08:37 PM] (b) Bodicea : i take that as a reluctant “yes”

[04:08:41 PM] sunshineswee: o

[04:10:49 PM] (b) Bodicea : is that your boyfriend or a random victim you found in the cybercafe?

[04:11:08 PM] (b) Bodicea : i didn’t know you need help to chat online

[04:11:15 PM] (b) Bodicea : oh well. why am i not surprised

[04:11:16 PM] sunshineswee: yea

[04:11:16 PM] sunshineswee: ya

[04:11:27 PM] sunshineswee: no la

[04:13:18 PM] sunshinesweetlove_18@hotmail.com has stopped viewing webcam with you.

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| Session Start: Monday, December 12, 2005 |

| Participants: |

| …a (d) {is nowhere to be found} (youhavetoaskformypermissiontostalkmethanks@hotmail.com) |

| …esweetlove_18@hotmail.com (letsnotfurtherharassthepoorgirl@hotmail.com) |

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[03:13:15 PM] sunshineswee: hey

[03:13:15 PM] (b) Bodicea auto-message: I have to tell you that I’m not available.

[03:13:16 PM] sunshineswee: wan c me anot

[03:13:19 PM] sunshineswee: i got webcam

[03:39:29 PM] sunshinesweetlove_18@hotmail.com just sent you a Nudge!

(Editor’s note: Damn, the auto-messenger failed me. )

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| Session Start: Saturday, February 04, 2006 |

| Participants: |

| (b) Bodicea (d) (youhavetoaskformypermissiontostalkmethanks@hotmail.com) |

| …esweetlove_18@hotmail.com (letsnotfurtherharassthepoorgirl@hotmail.com) |

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[08:45:11 PM] sunshinesweetlove_18@hotmail.com just sent you a Nudge!

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| Session Start: Saturday, April 08, 2006 |

| Participants: |

| (b) Bodicea (d) {@#$ (youhavetoaskformypermissiontostalkmethanks@hotmail.com) |

| …esweetlove_18@hotmail.com (letsnotfurtherharassthepoorgirl@hotmail.com) |

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[08:23:38 PM] sunshineswee: hey

[08:23:38 PM] (b) Bodicea auto-message: This is not a good time to provoke my owner with more stupidity.

[08:23:40 PM] sunshineswee: u got friendster

[08:23:42 PM] sunshineswee: i wan add (Editor’s note: Man, I admire her ego.)

[08:23:42 PM] (b) Bodicea auto-message: CRASHING HARDWORKING PEOPLE’S THUMBDRIVE’S IS NOT FUNNY, OKAY?? YOU SICK FUCKED UP OMNIPOTENT PIECE OF HEAVENLY SHIT :@

[08:29:04 PM] sunshineswee: hau

[08:29:04 PM] (b) Bodicea auto-message: Sorry, my bad mood was directed to an asshole called God.

[02:05:33 PM] sunshineswee: hi leng cai

[02:05:48 PM] (b) Bodicea : ?

[02:05:55 PM] sunshineswee: ntg kla

[02:06:15 PM] (b) Bodicea : hi

[02:06:21 PM] sunshineswee: hi

[02:08:08 PM] * (b) Bodicea (d) is now Away (idle)