ADP - The American Degree of Pain

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    Your warrior queen has returned from war.

In order to prepare my perfectionist yet procrastinating self for the final examinations, I endured the following timetable which is akin to that of a boot camp:

Day 1: 22nd of April, Saturday

0730: Wash up. Breakfast

0800: Study for World Religion (Chapter on Christianity)

0820: Power nap! (It’s fucking history, what do you expect?)

1030: Really study for World Religion/Christianity (Ganbate!)

1200: Power lunch

1215: World Religion/Christianity again

1330: Go to college

1600: World Religion class presentation on Christianity

1900: Get home. Wash up. Dinner.

2000: Attempt to study World Religion/Christianity  again. Tell bro to stay away from the computer. (Bloody noisy China-made CPU)

2200: Accidentally-on-purpose power nap!

2250: Feel shitty. Study World Religion/Religions of the Americas instead. (Rather read the Bible than the textbook)

0041: Sleep.

Day 2: 23rd of April, Sunday

0650: Wash up. Breakfast

0700: Study World Religion/Chinese Religion

0900: Power nap

1000: Study World Religion/Chinese Religion

1300: Power lunch

1320: Study World Religion/Hinduism

1400: Very powerful nap

1600: Start to panic. Study Philosophy/The Sophists Socrates instead.

1730: Study Philosophy/Plato

1840: Study Philosophy/Aristotle

1900: Power nap

2010: Wash up dinner

2100: Study Philosophy/Aristotle again

2325: Cant take it anymore. Plan to wake up at 0400 to study the remaining 2 religions for World Religion. (Supposedly should study another 4 more, not 2)

Day 3: 24th of April, Monday

0750: Omfg

0810: Finish feeling groggy. Breakfast.

0830: Power study for World Religion/vocabulary instead

1000: Go meet the Devil.

1100: World Religion exam (From 6 of the 9 religions chosen, choose 3 religions to answer to)

1300: Super power lunch.

1315: Power study Philosophy/Descartes

1400: Philosophy exam. (From the 8 philosophers, choose 5 to talk about)

1600: Take a breather and muck around.

1830: Camp in college library to study for Interpersonal Communication

2100: Power dinner

2200: Get shoo-ed from college library.

2300: Reach home. Wash up. Study for Interpersonal Communication.

0130: Snore

Day 4: 25th of April, Tuesday

0630: Wash up. Breakfast.

0655: Study for Interpersonal Communication

1015: Go meet a lesser form of Hell (go to college)

1100: Interpersonal Communication exam

1300: Feel like crap from memorizing the wrong stuff for one of the two compulsory essay questions. Lunch.

1320: Check out the pirated DVDs. (Havent watched V for Vendetta yet. )

1500: Reached home. Eat some soggy bananas.

1530: Write notes for Sociology/Chapter 4 (Chapters to be tested: 3, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10)

1815: Attend Bantus Capoeira practice (A good one hour for lots of aggression to be released)

2030: Reached home. (Instructor got carried away) Wash up. Dinner.

2125: Complete notes for Sociology/Chapter 4

0110: Snore

Day 5: 26th of April, Wednesday

0640: Wash up. Breakfast.

0715: Get distracted with past screwed up relationships. Write diary entry. Feel pissed.

0830: Feel pissed with lack of self-control. Write notes for Sociology/Chapter 7

1215: Finish notes. (Neck feels quite sore.) Power lunch.

1235: Write notes for Sociology/Chapter 8

1620: Call up instructor about my absence Bantus Capoeira today.

1625: Complete notes for Sociology/Chapter 8 (Neck is now fucking sore) Take a breather. Do stretches.

1710: Start writing notes for Sociology/Chapter 9

1830: Wash up. Dinner.

1920: Continue writing notes for Sociology/Chapter 9

2240: Finish notes. (Neck is dead)

2250: Fuck it. Sleep.

Day 6: 27th of April, Thursday

0645: Wash up. Breakfast. (Neck is still dead)

0715: Write notes for Sociology/Chapter 10

1020: Power nap (I heard that you remember things better if you sleep right after you read or memorize them)

1100: Revise notes of Sociology/Chapter 3, 4, 7

1310: Super saya power lunch.

1315: Arrive in Hell. Power revise notes of Sociology/Chapter 8, 9, 10

1400: Sociology exam

1530: Escape from spawn of Satan. Feel pissed that 45% of the paper was made up of statistical questions. Sees other classmates all agonized similarly as well, if not worse. Feel that theoretical and methodological questions were more important for the better understanding of the society. Feel that 70% of what has been memorized was a form of toilet humour.

1630: Hair treatment pedicure resurrection of Neck

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Tribal Challenge: 144 hours of MSN, social, blogging, and keyboard abstinence

Tribal Council: (Updated on 14/5/2006) WREL105 = C-; COMM105 = B; PHIL101 = B+; SOCS101 = A+

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I am outwitted, outplayed, but not outlasted.

I am woman; hear me roar.

The person who created the final examinations should be shot, strangled, stabbed, poisoned, slashed, stoned, baseball bat-ed, electrocuted, garrotted, butchered, chopped, sliced, minced, chain sawed, buried alive, incinerated, car rammed, assasinated by clowns, decapitated, laser beamed, WWF-ed, Kill Bill-ed, The Dentist-ed, SAW-ed, Scary Movie-d, forced fed with McDonalds and KFC, thrown over Petronas Twin Towers, etc. (in any sequence)