Archive for July 26th, 2005

Lazy farts

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“Laziness can cause death.”

 

Say, an old man had a sudden severe spastic seizure in the lift. He came from the fourth floor and needed to go to the ground floor for the ambulance. THEN, a couple of giggly girls (or college-goers, librarians, lecturers, whatever with perfect able bodies) come giggling in from the third floor, just to get to the second floor (so that they won’t crease their MNG shirts and Guess trousers). And when the first floor came, the old man was a vegetable.

 

There is always an emergency staircase next to the elevators. Why the fuck can’t you assholes just use the fucking stairs? It’s only one fucking floor worth of work, you lazy fucks.

 

And I faced those giggly retards 8 times today.

Written by bodicea

July 26, 2005 at 6:15 pm

“Friend” request

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Written by bodicea

July 26, 2005 at 1:23 pm