I recieved 7 phone calls in a row today from 2 different-but-similar mobile numbers. They were looking for “Miss India” even though I told them that they got the wrong number in 3 different languages.

I’m a fucking Chinese, thank you. Bloody Nepaleses. 

If only my parents weren’t around when I told those morons off for the 7th time. I would have said: “Bloody fuckheads stop calling me la, ma chao hai!”