Some truth of The Cocktail – The Expose

Name: Bodicea

Birthday: Sometime in March

Birthplace: Kuala Lumpur (I didn’t embellish this one)

Current Location: In front of the work station, in a cramped room, in a cramped hut (Go on, believe me)

Eye Color: Black chocolate (Love it)

Hair Color: Dark mahogany

Height: 5′3” (I’m a Hobbit)

Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends

Your Heritage: Asian. Supposedly Chinese. Might be one of the Northern Orientals.

The Shoes You Wore Today: Dead epidermis layer

Your Weakness: Good humour. Emo. Wit. Charm. (Try me)

Your Fears: Height. (Which is why I prefer to be short)

Your Perfect Pizza: Seafood + a hint of Jack Daniels

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get back my anorexic-looking self. Love myself.

Your Most Overused Phrase on an Instant Messenger: pls elaborate/lol/cheers

Thoughts When You First Wake Up: “@#$&*, I should’ve slept earlier today morning.”

Your Best Physical Feature: Skin. (I think)

Your Bedtime: Anytime

Your Most Missed Memory: Why would I miss my memory if it’s still there?

Pepsi or Coke: Neither. (High sugar content = Diabetes. Plus, I don’t drink garage floor detergent, thanks.)

MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. (Diabetes. Fast Food Nation. Watch it.)

Single or Group Dates: Depends

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. (They’re just tea.)

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. (Black)

Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino

Do you Smoke: Never Once. (But everyone has the rights to waste their money and die young with black lungs)

Do you Swear: Within reason.

Do you Sing: Yes. Horrendously too. (I think)

Do you Shower Daily: Only during festive seasons.

Have you Been in Love: I don’t think so.

Do you want to go to College: I have classes tomorrow, so, yeah.

Do you want to get Married: Ask me again in 5 years time.

Do you believe in yourself: Not in some of my words here.

Do you get Motion Sickness: In buses and cars? Sometimes.

Do you think you are Attractive: Mentally? To the extreme. Physically? I like my looks enough to not think that I need cosmetic surgery.

Are you a Health Freak: Possibly

Do you get along with your Parents: We don’t want each other dead.

Do you like Thunderstorms: If it doesn’t hurt anyone, yes.

Do you play an Instrument: Yes

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes

In the past month have you Smoked: “Do you Smoke: Never Once”

In the past month have you been on: line? Yes.

In the past month have you gone on a Date: Did I consider it a date? Uh, no.

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I ate a sackful.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Does it matter?

In the past month have you been on Stage: Doesn’t matter.

In the past month have you been Dumped: No.

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. I’m hideous. Why would I want to?

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I robbed my bank account. (My, my, you actually expect convicts to tell the truth here)

Ever been Drunk: I prefer the term “tipsy”.

Ever been called a Tease: Yes

Ever been Beaten up: when I was a kid by my parents? Yes.

Ever Shoplifted: Yes

How do you want to Die: While saving many other lives for a noble cause.

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Myself. A human rights advocate. A Samaritan. A philosopher.

What country would you most like to Visit: Africa

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Preference in her Drinker

Favourite Eye Color: Brown

Favourite Hair Color: Black chocolate

Short or Long Hair: Short

Height: At least 5’7”

Weight: As long as he looks fit.

Favourite Clothing Style: Whatever that gives me an artistic feel

 

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Number of CDs I own: At least 30. Pirated ones. I think.

Number of Piercing: Nil

Number of Tattoos: Zilch

Number of things in my Past I regret: 1. Not having enough patience.